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Cock sucked whilst taking a shit

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teh_biscuit Ecstasy is our Nature.

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Well it happened. And it wasn't a healthy shit at the time, rather a mixture of little nuts and corn swimming in the liquid shit I have made. Not a 9" hard-on titanic, but rather a smoothie coming out of the machine at 7/11.
Anyways my girlfriend was at time was washing her hands finishing the use of her bathroom time, while me of course couldn't wait to take the dump. But I dared her to suck my cock, and of course she wouldn't have done it the first try of persuasion. But I eventually did persuade her to do it.

I told her I just want this epic story to tell, this is only a once in a lifetime, and you only live the same life once. "If it smells bad, I'll hold your nose so you cant smell it. And it's a win win simply because you gag on my cock much better, and you have no to little sense of what it's disgusting smell, smells like. But I guarantee you, you only have to do it as long as you want to do it."

And you know when you think you're done taking a shit, and you continue to sit on the toilet to see if more come out or just chill for a bit(b/c I like chilling on the toilet for a bit just for the fuck of it) while that's when I literally took a shit.

This is known as a lumpkin.

Questions for you guys:
-Have you guys have ever experience this lumpkin?
-Will you consider it for the future?
-If you had one before how was it?
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all u needed was to be smoking while all this was happening
or already be highhhhhhh
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I've never gotten head while shitting, but I've peed on a girl before.
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If you had a blunt in your mouth at the time, you'd be my hero.
I think its BLUMPKIN
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I'd be too afraid I'd piss in her mouth. Unless she liked that...
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yeah its called a blumpkin
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lol at tryna push the shit out while she slobbn ya meat and you piss in her mouth. lol
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Congrats on the blumpkin. I would never try that, it just sseems nasty to me. I dont even like to open my mouth while taking a shit much less get my dick sucked. What if you dropped a turd and some water splashed her chin?
nasty hahaha, not 2 mention that the shit fumes vent between your legs so that musta smelt horrible i don't like 2 open my mouth when someone farts let alone open it above rising crap fumes
Ninja20p The fuckin pot messiah

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People that crap tend to pee too. You didn't piss in her mouth did you?
What the hell man... what the hell - you could have just lied about this epic tale.
Besides, I couldn't speak for any other woman, but I would not feel remotely proud of myself (let alone, want to tell people) about giving head while he was on the toilet taking a dump.. #palmface
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I'm sexually exploritive buuut... I don't know if I would give a Blumpkin hahah.
However, I won't say never, becuase you never know lol.
Now you have to eat her out while she's taking a nasty dump. It's only fair.
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I like taking my dumps in peace, thank you.
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