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Cock sucked whilst taking a shit

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by teh_biscuit, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. teh_biscuit

    teh_biscuit Ecstasy is our Nature.

    Well it happened. And it wasn't a healthy shit at the time, rather a mixture of little nuts and corn swimming in the liquid shit I have made. Not a 9" hard-on titanic, but rather a smoothie coming out of the machine at 7/11.

    Anyways my girlfriend was at time was washing her hands finishing the use of her bathroom time, while me of course couldn't wait to take the dump. But I dared her to suck my cock, and of course she wouldn't have done it the first try of persuasion. But I eventually did persuade her to do it.

    I told her I just want this epic story to tell, this is only a once in a lifetime, and you only live the same life once. "If it smells bad, I'll hold your nose so you cant smell it. And it's a win win simply because you gag on my cock much better, and you have no to little sense of what it's disgusting smell, smells like. But I guarantee you, you only have to do it as long as you want to do it."

    And you know when you think you're done taking a shit, and you continue to sit on the toilet to see if more come out or just chill for a bit(b/c I like chilling on the toilet for a bit just for the fuck of it) while that's when I literally took a shit.

    This is known as a lumpkin.


    Questions for you guys:
    -Have you guys have ever experience this lumpkin?
    -Will you consider it for the future?
    -If you had one before how was it?
  2. JobCorps

    all u needed was to be smoking while all this was happening
    or already be highhhhhhh
  3. mrgoodsmoke

    mrgoodsmoke community organizer

    I've never gotten head while shitting, but I've peed on a girl before.
  4. Northerntoker

    Northerntoker Registered User

    If you had a blunt in your mouth at the time, you'd be my hero.

    I think its BLUMPKIN

  5. Eric616

    I'd be too afraid I'd piss in her mouth. Unless she liked that...
  6. AndyHam

    yeah its called a blumpkin
  7. DaiLLeSTeL

  8. DaiLLeSTeL


    lol at tryna push the shit out while she slobbn ya meat and you piss in her mouth. lol
  9. BlazedSuperman

    Congrats on the blumpkin. I would never try that, it just sseems nasty to me. I dont even like to open my mouth while taking a shit much less get my dick sucked. What if you dropped a turd and some water splashed her chin?

  10. nasty hahaha, not 2 mention that the shit fumes vent between your legs so that musta smelt horrible i don't like 2 open my mouth when someone farts let alone open it above rising crap fumes :smoke:
  11. Ninja20p

    Ninja20p The fuckin pot messiah

    People that crap tend to pee too. You didn't piss in her mouth did you?
  12. verbae

    What the hell man... what the hell - you could have just lied about this epic tale.

    Besides, I couldn't speak for any other woman, but I would not feel remotely proud of myself (let alone, want to tell people) about giving head while he was on the toilet taking a dump.. #palmface

  13. ArtsyStoner420

    ArtsyStoner420 "I work from awkwardness"

    I'm sexually exploritive buuut... I don't know if I would give a Blumpkin hahah.

    However, I won't say never, becuase you never know lol.

  14. Tyke

    Now you have to eat her out while she's taking a nasty dump. It's only fair.
  15. Mairuzu

    I like taking my dumps in peace, thank you.
  16. Ninja20p

    Ninja20p The fuckin pot messiah

  17. GrapDutchDrizzy

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